Dont Struggle Hungry

We pack up to 4x the protein, half the sugar, and almost 30% more per serving than the oatmeal you're used to

Buy Oats

Try all three

Don't know which flavor to start with or just love them all? Order our limited-time bundle of delicious, protein-packed oats.

6 Apple Cinnamon
6 Classic
6 Maple

$74.97
Bundle Image
Snake

BITE OFF SOMETHING YOU CAN CHEW

Organic Whey Protein for muscle growth and recovery

LOW SUGAR so you don't crash

High in fiber to keep you full

WHAT WE'RE MADE OF

(besides taste)

290

Calories

20 G

Protein

42 G

Carbohydrates

6 G

Fiber

2-8 G

Sugar

5-6 G

Fat

Gluten Free
Kosher
Non GMO

The Best Breakfast for the Job

Misery & Mayhem is, pound for pound, better than all other breakfast options listed here.

Don't just take it from us

Misery & Mayhem oatmeal is my go-to! It fuels my morning workouts and keeps me full until lunch.
Sarah Johnson
New York, NY
I feel energized and focused all day without the dreaded sugar crash.

Michael Chen
Los Angeles, CA
Perfect for my camping trips! Easy to prepare and incredibly nutritious.

Emma Wilson
Chicago, IL

Try all three

Don't know which flavor to start with or just love them all? Order our limited-time bundle of delicious, protein-packed oats.

6 Apple Cinnamon
6 Classic
6 Maple

$74.97
Bundle Image